skyshard | (no subject)

One question before I tell you something: did you eat one of the chocolates being passed around, and if you did, did something happen to you?

[ oh no. ]

yes and yes.

What happened?

[ oh no ... ]

I kinda sorta inappropriately accosted Mr. Zhongli. [ not what actually happened, but that's how he views/remembers it. ]

[ oh

oh wow ]

Dark chocolate?

and some others, but I liked that one the best...

[ they really are twins ... ]

Are you okay? Is Zhongli okay?

I... think so. He was sleeping peacefully when I woke up, and he still had his clothes on.

As for me, other than wanting to die from humiliation, pretty ok.

So he just took it in stride? I guess over a thousand years of living lets you do that.

Yup. I'm trying not to be weird about what happens because he's not being strange at all. It's like any other day for him from what I'm seeing so far.

Good. Then I want you to try not to be weird over the next bit, all right?

[ oh no here it comes. ] I guess that means I can't kill him... okay, I'll try.

Well, you can. You know I'll support you in that endeavour. Just invite me the next time you do.

you're always invited.
now let's hear it.

The chocolate happened to me, too. With Childe. Except maybe not as chaste as yours with Zhongli.

[ welp. ]

one question: did he do this on purpose knowing those chocolate were bad news?

I

[ hm that's a really good question ]

Would hope not, because then, you'll have to wait your turn at trying to kill him since I get first blood.
But I don't think so, since the chocolate that I ate came from my cache.

then... all I can say is sorry if he sucked.

Thanks.

Other than falling asleep on top of Zhongli, did you notice anything else amiss?

cute animal features.

Edited 2022-03-01 01:11 (UTC)

Ears and tails and paws?

Yeah! Although, Mr. Zhongli even temporarily turned into the most beautiful regal full cat at one point!

[ okay. okay, good. anything else, and she'd be worried. ]

Not a dragon?

Anyway, if you notice anything else, tell me immediately. I hear the chocolate has other reactions if you try and suppress its effects.

of course I will!

Well he turns into a dragon normally, so I assumed that at no point was it chocolate-related.

I suppose that makes sense. You didn't turn into an animal too, did you?